The Ancient Art Of Ninjing.
I feel that the time is right to bring Ninjing to the masses. The following was originally posted on my old website, http://www.ryan.dsl.pipex.com:
Ninjing is the ancient art of getting fuelled with beer, dressing up like a ninja and then partaking in all sorts of ninja activities. Ninjing is best undertaken at night and in a public park or walkthrough, although plenty of fun can be had with the peasants around town. A particular favourite is seeing how close to passers by you can get without being noticed, which when rather drunk can be challenging.
The photos from this particular episode were taken in Launceston, Cornwall (near England) way back in 2002. Possibly earlier. The 3 ninjas picked for this mission were me, Foss and Chris. Just to avoid confusion - the ninja with his rusty sherriff's badge winking is Chris.
This is me. Ready for ninjing.
The true ninja is not afraid of bonding with other ninjas. Only in teamwork can their true potential be achieved.
If you look carefully, you should just be able to see 2 ninjas. Masters of stealth and cunning, the ninja is most at home in the shadows. See the awesome power as the ninjas summon the moon to do their bidding, blinding all enemies with brilliant moonlight.
Again the ninjas hiding amoungst the shadows. So horrendously powerful are these ninjas that the ground here shakes, as the zombies cower and tremor in their graves.
Witness the boldness of these ninjas, for their skills are so great, that they even blend in amoungst the cold tough streets of Launceston. They go unchallenged, unseen and unheard. They are the shadow-walkers.
Again the ninjas summon the power of the moon. A different summoning this time, as the ninja utilises the power of stench.
And thus the end is here. The ninjas put away their masks and return to their normal identities, never revealing their awesome powers during their normal day to day lives.
Woooyaargh!
Ninjing is the ancient art of getting fuelled with beer, dressing up like a ninja and then partaking in all sorts of ninja activities. Ninjing is best undertaken at night and in a public park or walkthrough, although plenty of fun can be had with the peasants around town. A particular favourite is seeing how close to passers by you can get without being noticed, which when rather drunk can be challenging.
The photos from this particular episode were taken in Launceston, Cornwall (near England) way back in 2002. Possibly earlier. The 3 ninjas picked for this mission were me, Foss and Chris. Just to avoid confusion - the ninja with his rusty sherriff's badge winking is Chris.
This is me. Ready for ninjing.
The true ninja is not afraid of bonding with other ninjas. Only in teamwork can their true potential be achieved.
If you look carefully, you should just be able to see 2 ninjas. Masters of stealth and cunning, the ninja is most at home in the shadows. See the awesome power as the ninjas summon the moon to do their bidding, blinding all enemies with brilliant moonlight.
Again the ninjas hiding amoungst the shadows. So horrendously powerful are these ninjas that the ground here shakes, as the zombies cower and tremor in their graves.
Witness the boldness of these ninjas, for their skills are so great, that they even blend in amoungst the cold tough streets of Launceston. They go unchallenged, unseen and unheard. They are the shadow-walkers.
Again the ninjas summon the power of the moon. A different summoning this time, as the ninja utilises the power of stench.
And thus the end is here. The ninjas put away their masks and return to their normal identities, never revealing their awesome powers during their normal day to day lives.
Woooyaargh!
Ryaninja flipped out at 11:25 am
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7 Comments:
How aprapo that you follow up your aidsfest post with a picture of exposed male buttocks. Good thing Chuck Fartin' Norris does not read your blog, or you would soon be the recipient of a hetero round house kick to arse.
Hahaha! Ahh Jeff, you crack me up!
Hehe.
excellent. I'd lost my copy of these pictures. Now I can steal them :D
I have large versions too, if you need em...
Nah these will be just fine thanks. If I want large versions, I know who to ask :)
My verfication word is zggzoop. That's like eggsoup but not.
Ha, I checked RyanRocks a few nights ago, and clearly although Ryan does Rock, this site sucks ass.
Hopefully you can handle constructive criticism.
You are correct, the site does indeed suck. However I wrote a lot of it with notepad, back when the internet was young, and with very little knowledge of html!
Plus, I'm no web developer! :)
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