Gonna make you famous baby!
Hello. My name is Ryan. I make people famous. Actually, only women. And Foss. Go figure.
Anyway, the lastest lucky, lucky lady to be made famous by me is Leane. She works for Wrigleys, in Marketing. I met her under very unusual circumstances (for me), but that's neither here nor there.
I would like to say loads of nice things about Leane, but you know how some people have far too much good stuff in their lives? Yes? Well she's one of them. I really wouldn't want to make her life any more better, because then, ummmm, she would die of happiness. Yes. Since I enjoy her company, it would definately be a bad thing if she died. Then I'd be sad, and I'd make you, the reader, pay dearly.
Right then. Leane's latest good stuff is that she's the project manager for the marketing campaign on the Wrigleys side of the Airwaves-Ducati British SuperBikes Team.
Because of this, she got to go to Valencia for a couple of days to meet the team, get her picture taken with them, and generally swan around (I'd imagine!). As well as that she gets VIP tickets to the Superbike Championship Races! It's not fair!
Lucky Wench! I wanna sit on the bike! On the Left is Leon Haslam, Leane is the one in the middle (obviously!) and James Haydon is on the right.
I'm absolutely positive that I deserve it more, but I guess not!
Here are some pictures of the Airwaves-Ducati bike in action
I can do that.
I can do that too. Pity I don't have that bike.
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, please raise your glasses for Leane. She is one lucky wench! :)
And if anyone else out there has some good pictures and feats of marvel, and want me to make them, and you famous, then please send me the details and I'll get right on it! I'll be your own personal spin doctor!
Naked photos are always accepted, but no nude tramp photos this time thank you.
Anyway, the lastest lucky, lucky lady to be made famous by me is Leane. She works for Wrigleys, in Marketing. I met her under very unusual circumstances (for me), but that's neither here nor there.
I would like to say loads of nice things about Leane, but you know how some people have far too much good stuff in their lives? Yes? Well she's one of them. I really wouldn't want to make her life any more better, because then, ummmm, she would die of happiness. Yes. Since I enjoy her company, it would definately be a bad thing if she died. Then I'd be sad, and I'd make you, the reader, pay dearly.
Right then. Leane's latest good stuff is that she's the project manager for the marketing campaign on the Wrigleys side of the Airwaves-Ducati British SuperBikes Team.
Because of this, she got to go to Valencia for a couple of days to meet the team, get her picture taken with them, and generally swan around (I'd imagine!). As well as that she gets VIP tickets to the Superbike Championship Races! It's not fair!
Lucky Wench! I wanna sit on the bike! On the Left is Leon Haslam, Leane is the one in the middle (obviously!) and James Haydon is on the right.
I'm absolutely positive that I deserve it more, but I guess not!
Here are some pictures of the Airwaves-Ducati bike in action
I can do that.
I can do that too. Pity I don't have that bike.
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, please raise your glasses for Leane. She is one lucky wench! :)
And if anyone else out there has some good pictures and feats of marvel, and want me to make them, and you famous, then please send me the details and I'll get right on it! I'll be your own personal spin doctor!
Naked photos are always accepted, but no nude tramp photos this time thank you.
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7 Comments:
i have not really good photos to share, other than some ones my mom sent me of my dad building a tree fort for my boys and brothers girls. Could you make me famous never the less and when I get up to some fun stuff like doing Paris Hilton's maid in a glass bottomed boat, i will send you pictures.
I once span around on the spot four times without falling over, although I don't have pictures. Can you make me famous, sugartits?
Leane = lucky. Although in that pic it looks like Leon Haslam is really a ventriloquist. Gottle of geer.
Why is James Haydon missing fingers on his right hand? Did he scrape a bit too close to the ground on one of those high speed turns?
Well done, Leane! :)
Hey Ryan, make me famous dude, and put a pic of me mountain boarding, hey heres one!!
http://www.kentatb.co.uk/gallery/gallery002/image004.jpg
You can put up my web site address too www.kentatb.co.uk and say that I am "Rad" and "awesome" and stuff...
That would be awesome, then I can be famous too... ahhhh...
It shall be done. Later. When I get home.
Famous at last!
Trying to think of something to make it sounds less fun but can't cos it's great- yep I'm one lucky wench!
Nice pic, Adz. I can't help but feel it was being taken by Micheal J Fox though.
Leane - to make it sound less interesting, you could say it's all fake, like the moon landings. The bikes are made of card and the people are just lego men.
Ah good point foss and it very well could be a whole illusion I believe so much because work here is actually so dull I need these things to amuse me....Mmmmmm (thats a thoughtful mmmmmm for those wondering!)
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