Are There Monkeys in Cuba?
Well? Are there?
I have lots of interesting things regarding my life to post about, but for the minute, I'm more concerned with the topic at hand. I woke up sweating last night, every inch of my clammy pallid skin crying out for an answer. I was unable to sleep, the question burning a whole in the back of my head, and then ruining my pillows with a gooey questionable brain-like substance.
The cold sweat running down my back as I perch on the edge of my chair, I check out Google but get no results concerning primates in the land of cigars.
I even checked google images, but got no results!
My motto has always been, "If you're surrounded by fuckwits, then just get your sombrero, and leave". Unfortunately this motto wasn't really applicable in this sense, so I quickly pulled in my backup motto, "Imaginary monkeys are better than no monkeys at all" and I decided to use my imagination.
If there are any monkeys in Cuba, I would imagine they would look something like this.
Next up, some non-cuban monkeys, but funny crazy monkeys none the less!
Now that I've gotten my monkey 'fix' for today, and ensured that you lot have too, I think I may be able to sleep easy tonight.
Later, Chimps.
I have lots of interesting things regarding my life to post about, but for the minute, I'm more concerned with the topic at hand. I woke up sweating last night, every inch of my clammy pallid skin crying out for an answer. I was unable to sleep, the question burning a whole in the back of my head, and then ruining my pillows with a gooey questionable brain-like substance.
The cold sweat running down my back as I perch on the edge of my chair, I check out Google but get no results concerning primates in the land of cigars.
I even checked google images, but got no results!
My motto has always been, "If you're surrounded by fuckwits, then just get your sombrero, and leave". Unfortunately this motto wasn't really applicable in this sense, so I quickly pulled in my backup motto, "Imaginary monkeys are better than no monkeys at all" and I decided to use my imagination.
If there are any monkeys in Cuba, I would imagine they would look something like this.
Next up, some non-cuban monkeys, but funny crazy monkeys none the less!
Now that I've gotten my monkey 'fix' for today, and ensured that you lot have too, I think I may be able to sleep easy tonight.
Later, Chimps.
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3 Comments:
No monkeys in Cuba. Russians tried to send a boat load of monkeys to Fidel back in the 1960's. The plan was smashed when American spy satellites detected the Cubans building a top secret zoo, and President Kennedy threatened to send the cast of The Munsters and the Munkees to Moscow in retaliation for the Ruskies sending primates to Cuba. The story is little known, as we, the clever Amercians, made up the whole Cuban Missile Crisis thing as a cover up, however, Marilyn Monroe told me the true story as I filmed her and her lesbian lover engaging in a bit of flagrante delecto. When they were done, I killed Marilyn.
I'm having a house party. I need to have monkeys there. Where do I hire monkeys from? I like monkeys with orange mohawks.
Hmmmm.... for that, you'll have to go for www.punkmonkeys.com Unfortunately, they won't act as waiters, or wear tuxedos, but they will drink all your booze, consume all your drugs, puke down the back of your sofa, and get your best friend pregnant.
All for the sake of a Mohawk too.
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