Thursday, July 07, 2005

Hooray For Stuff!

I love stuff. So does Jeff. Just to prove that I do actually read the tagboard, I thought I'd devote a post especially to stuff.

So, without further ado, bring forth the Stuff! The pictures of stuff today are pictures I pulled from various hard drives I have lying around.


The Glastonbury Festival. They never show pictures of this on the news. It would be nice to see happy events, like the blossoming of love for a change, instead of all the depressing stuff they usually bombard us with.


Speaking of the not so good side of the news, a picture showing the remains of a bomb that went off inside a bus in London this morning. This picture seems weird, as it almost looks too clean, as if it's been dismantled by giant cutting machines rather than explosions. A point to note, this bus was NOT an open top bus.


I've been telling random women on the street this for years, but they never listen.


Me, dressed like Austin Powers! Man this was years ago now!


Yeah Baby, Yeah!


More Austin baby, yeah! This is me, with an old mate of mine called Jennyfrog (not her birth name, baka!). I also work with a guy called Austin, although he's nothing like Mr Powers.


Dog or Towel? It could be super deluxe toilet roll I suppose...


I found this picture on my PC, and I don't know who these people are. I think Foss knows them. Wenches. Boobs. Yeah. One on the left is my favourite.


I have a tee shirt with this on it.


A double rainbow! How unusual! This was on the way to see the Chilli Peppers in London's Hyde Park.


A giant moth on my window in work. Looks tasty.


Another shot from work. Bow down before my name plate.


Crazy Japanese Van/Truck thingy.


Crazy I tell thee!


I've had porno sex with this girl all night long. Best birthday ever. And just for the record, she isn't a prossie. Shame on you.


A former colleague of mine took this picture off the coast of Falmouth (Cornwall). I had it as my desktop for ages, it's really calming. You can't do that though, as I've shrunk the pic! If you want a full sized copy, let me know.


I took this photo of a dead dolphin at the beach last year. I doubt it's the same one as in the picture above, although I could not prove this in a court of law.


Jimbo took this picture from our old flat when we lived on the Hoe in Plymouth. Best flat ever. Fuck you Stuart, you ginger Welsh lowlife cunt for driving me from my home. No offence intended to Welsh and or ginger people, but this guy gave you all a bad name. If you know Stuart Morgan, tell him he's a cunt, and punch him in the face. If I knew where he was right now, that's what I'd do.


Another photo by Jimbo from the flat. Go to his site and see more of his work.


Yet another from James at www.ilike-it.com.


Shaved Pussy. Hehehe. Hehehe.


I saw this guy on a bus once. His head seemed to be wired up to something, although I couldn't see what. I suspect it was some for of mind control device. My brain was too strong for him though.


Me on my old bike. Ahhh, those were the days...!


Superman!


My brother's dog, Zeus. He'sAGoodDoggieYesHeHis!


Laura and Nate's cat, Mizuki, although 'Spooky','Suki' or 'Oi, Cat!' seems to suffice.


Me, quite a few years ago, with long hair, on a school uniform night out. I was probably bladdered by this stage.


Monkey! With a cigarette!


Behold the mighty Ninjas! Tremble before their awesome power!


Spot the Ninja.


That's it for the stuff session! Hope you enjoyed it!

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5 Comments:

Blogger Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

brilliant stuff, top shelf stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, baked beans, eggs, and stuff. Only thing that would have made it better would have been some pirates or robots or piratic robots. thanks

July 08, 2005 4:11 am  
Blogger Foss said...

Those girls are Vicky (on the left) and Claire. They're both hot, but Vicky is certainly the best. If someone offered me sex with her, on the condition that I cut my left arm off, I'd seriously consider it. :p

July 08, 2005 9:44 am  
Blogger Ryaninja said...

How about your right arm?

July 08, 2005 7:08 pm  
Blogger Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

Foss is going to end up looking like the Black Knight in The Holy Grail before this is all over. Kind of steep price for a slice of pie in my book

July 08, 2005 7:18 pm  
Blogger Ryaninja said...

Let's hope he ends up with at least one appendage still attached, or the whole idea will be pointless!

July 09, 2005 1:56 am  

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