Snakes/liquids/turds on a plane/train/automobile.
Morning all, I thought it was about time for another update.
I'm supposed to be going to see Snakes on a plane soon, but I'm not sure when. To be honest, I thought I was supposed to be going last night, but nobody phoned me to say they were going, so either they all went without me (bastards!) or they forgot (which is more likely).
Well, mixing the joy of snakes on a plane with current affairs, you get this:
What I find most amusing about this whole business of liquids on a plane, is that they say that liquids are not allowed on flights, because they might be explosives. So what do they do with all these volatile explosive liquids?
That's right, you guessed it, they mix them all together in one big vat. That sounds sensible and not at all dangerous. This makes me laugh (especially as I have no plans to fly anytime soon), partly because one of the primary reasons for collecting the liquids is because they are extremely volatile, and some sources have even said that a hard knock could make them explode.
So.... if this is true, why the hell are they mixing all these dangerous chemicals together? Is it so they explode in the middle of the airport, and kill potentially thousands of people instead of hundreds?
So tell me, what the hell is the next step? Naked passengers, because clothes rubbing together cause static electricity, and static electricity causes sparks, which in turn could ignite a freshly loosed fart?
How about banning passengers altogether? I mean bladders contain liquids too. Who's to say the terrorists aren't going to drink some Astrolite G and then jump up and down? As for the link, to placate the American security forces who are checking out my website due to the link to a "How to create liquid explosives" page, welcome to my site. Please don't lock me up as a terrorist, the link provided was the first one to come up in Google when I typed "Liquid Explosive". Not that this will stop ou in your desperate search for terrorists, and you'll probably still request my extradition, which Tony Blair will sanction, as he is Gearge Bush's bitch. If Tony was just smoking George's God fearing American cock and keeping quiet about it, then I wouldn't mind, but the fact that they have to force all this 'Terror" on the rest of us makes me sick. A happier couple I've never seen, but that's because all this 'False Terror Propagander' is giving them the control to run the world.
In other news, who wants to see snakes on a plane, when you could be enjoying such delights as Snakes on a Train?
I have this, it looks quite gory. I'll review it once I've seen it....
I'm supposed to be going to see Snakes on a plane soon, but I'm not sure when. To be honest, I thought I was supposed to be going last night, but nobody phoned me to say they were going, so either they all went without me (bastards!) or they forgot (which is more likely).
Well, mixing the joy of snakes on a plane with current affairs, you get this:
What I find most amusing about this whole business of liquids on a plane, is that they say that liquids are not allowed on flights, because they might be explosives. So what do they do with all these volatile explosive liquids?
That's right, you guessed it, they mix them all together in one big vat. That sounds sensible and not at all dangerous. This makes me laugh (especially as I have no plans to fly anytime soon), partly because one of the primary reasons for collecting the liquids is because they are extremely volatile, and some sources have even said that a hard knock could make them explode.
So.... if this is true, why the hell are they mixing all these dangerous chemicals together? Is it so they explode in the middle of the airport, and kill potentially thousands of people instead of hundreds?
So tell me, what the hell is the next step? Naked passengers, because clothes rubbing together cause static electricity, and static electricity causes sparks, which in turn could ignite a freshly loosed fart?
How about banning passengers altogether? I mean bladders contain liquids too. Who's to say the terrorists aren't going to drink some Astrolite G and then jump up and down? As for the link, to placate the American security forces who are checking out my website due to the link to a "How to create liquid explosives" page, welcome to my site. Please don't lock me up as a terrorist, the link provided was the first one to come up in Google when I typed "Liquid Explosive". Not that this will stop ou in your desperate search for terrorists, and you'll probably still request my extradition, which Tony Blair will sanction, as he is Gearge Bush's bitch. If Tony was just smoking George's God fearing American cock and keeping quiet about it, then I wouldn't mind, but the fact that they have to force all this 'Terror" on the rest of us makes me sick. A happier couple I've never seen, but that's because all this 'False Terror Propagander' is giving them the control to run the world.
In other news, who wants to see snakes on a plane, when you could be enjoying such delights as Snakes on a Train?
I have this, it looks quite gory. I'll review it once I've seen it....
Ryaninja flipped out at 10:15 am
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 3 thrown so far!
3 Comments:
I like that they are mixing all that stuff together. Perhaps they'll make punch and serve it right back to us through food on airplanes?
I swear to God that food is poison already. there is nothing that can be done to that food that wont improve it.
Well perhaps except pulling it through a recently deceased pig before boiling it in Dr. Pepper.
But that's disgusting, and what kind of person would do that?
you're completely right, the food is poison. Luckily, I'm completely immune to poison, because when I went to Hong Kong a couple of years ago I was so hungry I asked the air stewardess if she had any more food, and I ended up eating 3 airplane meals. It was a happy time for me.
I also like Dr Pepper, I think it's great....! :D I also quite regularly eat deceased pig, although I prefer to call it bacon, as that sounds more appetising....
I like the plane food! I always eat two portions of every meal they serve me.
Its kinda sad though, airplane food was so much better when I was younger. It was kind of magical getting food served while you were getting transportated! Now its just some grey matter on a plate eaten with a knife and fork made out of plastic.
Soooo, I probably don't like airplane food :( Its that damn hunger playing jedi tricks on me! Damn you hunger!
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