A Stand Up Kind Of Guy

I don't know about you, but I've had like thirty boners today.

It's really annoying, because my legs also ache badly, meaning I need to go up and have a walk around the office. Which I cannot do whilst sporting a great lob-on.

Despite the fact that the back of my legs (by the knees) ache so bad that I feel desperate to walk around, more often than not I find I have to sit for longer than I want, while my incredible willpower forces the unwelcome woody down.

There doesn't seem to be any cause for the bonerisms - I'm not on a bus, there's no hot women showing their underwear (with or without their knowledge), there's no emails lined with Doublé Entrés, no fantastic clevage shots, no naked neighbours, nada. I don't know what to attribute the swelling to, other than a mind of it's own.

Still, I won't be complaining too much when I get home and treat myself to porn.

Ah porn. You're never alone with porn.