Babies!
Yesterday at about 4am my sister had twin boys.
This is Steven John. He was born at 3:45am. He weighs aprroximately 4lbs 6oz, and is the eldest of the two. Notice his squished head, from being pushed out first. Babies have malleable heads.
This interests me. I wonder if you could do temporary compemporary modern art with babies heads? At least until they harden up...
Baby watching you.
This is Joshua Ryan. He was born at 4am, and weighs approximately 4lbs 6oz. As he was second out, his head is of a normal shape. And yes he is named after me. This makes me feel kinda nice, which suprises me.
As both babies were nearly 4 weeks premature, they need them some funky incubators.
This thing is cool. You can watch TV, make phone calls and surf the intarweb. It's quite expensive though, and will cost about £5 if you want to watch TV all day. This kinda reminds me of Max from Flight Of The Navigator. Compliance!
The twins were due on Christmas day, so they're gonna have to spend a couple more weeks in the hospital yet.
Congrats, Carla, but don't expect me to babysit the buggers!
And I'm an uncle. Scary. Muahuahauhauhaaaa!
This is Steven John. He was born at 3:45am. He weighs aprroximately 4lbs 6oz, and is the eldest of the two. Notice his squished head, from being pushed out first. Babies have malleable heads.
This interests me. I wonder if you could do temporary compemporary modern art with babies heads? At least until they harden up...
Baby watching you.
This is Joshua Ryan. He was born at 4am, and weighs approximately 4lbs 6oz. As he was second out, his head is of a normal shape. And yes he is named after me. This makes me feel kinda nice, which suprises me.
As both babies were nearly 4 weeks premature, they need them some funky incubators.
This thing is cool. You can watch TV, make phone calls and surf the intarweb. It's quite expensive though, and will cost about £5 if you want to watch TV all day. This kinda reminds me of Max from Flight Of The Navigator. Compliance!
The twins were due on Christmas day, so they're gonna have to spend a couple more weeks in the hospital yet.
Congrats, Carla, but don't expect me to babysit the buggers!
And I'm an uncle. Scary. Muahuahauhauhaaaa!
Ryaninja flipped out at 10:39 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 4 thrown so far!
4 Comments:
The xbox 360 is released tomorrow. Your nephews have these crazy TVs. You know what you must do.
congrats uncle ryan
Hey man congratulations!
I wanted twins but my wife only made one godammit. He's gorgeous though so that's cool.
Baby-tastic!
You wanted twins? You loon!
You should've given your wife loads of illegal drugs - that'll do it, apparently...
And yes Foss, I do know what to do. I've bought an xbox 360, so I'll let you know....
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