Things I discovered whilst drunk...

The First, most important lesson of the night was this:


Your first lesson, Grasshopper. Remember it well...

Then I learnt that using my new phone (Samsung D500) I could make a mosaic out of lots of photos:


Today's victim is Craig. Bow before the Pimp Daddie.

Then I discovered once I got home that I could also make animations with my phone - although the animation has to be done on a pc, the phone will take 15 shots in a row, which is quite useful, especially if you wanted to make the world's shortest porno.

So here's another example with me in it, showing off my lack of beard and funky new hair. Although bear in mind I was pretty drunk by this stage, and my new and funky hair had lost most, if not all of it's style from the rigors of a night out...!


Round and round and round we go... wooooo!


And finally, I discovered that my new casual trousers (I know they were casual, because when I walked past them in the shop, they said, "I don't really care if you buy me or not...") make a nice soft rustling noise. It's the sort of noise that I would imagine ninjas making, if ninjas made any noise, that is.

That's it for this afternoon's lesson. All these photos were taken on my new funky phone, and are copyright of Ryan, King of the World. Thank you.