The Crazy Life of a Matador...
As I'm going to Spain this tonight for about a week, I thought I'd make some jokes about all Spanish people looking like Matadors, their fancy outfits and stuff like that, because, well, I thought it would be funny.
So I went to Google to see what I could find, and maybe present you with a couple of the gayest costumes out there. But behold, the pictures were much better than I had expected! I will share with you some of the better pictures I found by doing a quick search for Matadors:
"are they all there?"
Ouch. Serves him right for wearing pink though.
Hehehe.
Look at him, with his girlie suit, his bloody face and his stabby sword. He looks pleased.
Not so pleasing now though, eh?!?
This cat must be called Matador, and I think he hates you. Given paws with opposable digits, I am positive he would wave a cloak at you and stab you with a sword. That's just the kind of cat he is.
Anyway, I gotta go pack, and then I'm gone for a week, I'll issue a full report when I get back, but until then, go beat one off or something, or read the previous posts. ;P
Byeeeee!
So I went to Google to see what I could find, and maybe present you with a couple of the gayest costumes out there. But behold, the pictures were much better than I had expected! I will share with you some of the better pictures I found by doing a quick search for Matadors:
"are they all there?"
Ouch. Serves him right for wearing pink though.
Hehehe.
Look at him, with his girlie suit, his bloody face and his stabby sword. He looks pleased.
Not so pleasing now though, eh?!?
This cat must be called Matador, and I think he hates you. Given paws with opposable digits, I am positive he would wave a cloak at you and stab you with a sword. That's just the kind of cat he is.
Anyway, I gotta go pack, and then I'm gone for a week, I'll issue a full report when I get back, but until then, go beat one off or something, or read the previous posts. ;P
Byeeeee!
Ryaninja flipped out at 5:21 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 4 thrown so far!
4 Comments:
I decided to kill two bulls with one stone, by beating off *while* reading the previous posts. Woo!
But now that shiny keyboard you left behind is all sticky. Robyn won't be pleased as she's using it on her PC. Damn.
Enjoy spain, you bitch you!
Hi! Thanks for checkin' out my blog! Nice to hear you like it, just not enough to add to the 'Blogs I like'Column! So you're learning Japanese, eh? Sugoi! Hayakute asobi ni kitte ne! No worries about that Japanese recession everyone keeps talking about...I'm pretty sure its a total farse. When stores are selling Mickey Mouse sweatshirts in Tokyo for a 1000$ things are lookin up. I'm pretty sure its just a conspiracy to keep their protectionist policy safe from the criticism of 'outsiders'. Anyways, your blessed with the ability to speak English, which makes you so much more marketable than you can ever know! You could always just come and teach for awhile till you find something else! And the Japanese girls will be all over you like white on rice! Especially with that funkdified fro...do you know how hard the guys here try to get their hair to look like that? Impressive! So basically what Im saying is stop putting it off! This is your life...live it up! There is no better way to learn Japanese than to come to Japan and have to speak it everyday ( with your new super cute Japanese girlfriend!)! And if the point of you learning Japanese is to come to Japan, well you'll be killing 2 birds with one stone, just like your friend Foss.
And when you get here, let me know! :) Kanpai! (Cheers!)
Hahahaha! thanks Melissa! I´m writing this drunk, on a severly dodgy internet terminal in some random pub on the costa del sol. In fact, it´s called Bogarts! Thanks for all your cool comments!
¡I´m far too drunjkm to answer any offf your comments properly, as not only am I drunk, but Spanish keyboards are even more difficult to use than chinese ones! I will probably write something that makes sense when I get back, but until then, I´m gonna drink San Miguel and talk garbage. Stop staring at my Monkey and get back to work! Or something. I nee more beer. Luggage. Nice. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1!!
Oh and foss, you smell liek wee. Hahahahah! I´m drunk. And I just wtched some crazy live drummers and saxophonist. There were 3 drummers and a saxophonist, and they rocked. Yes. It was kind like weapons of sound, except not shit, and lacking in junkdo using real drunms...
Hey pisshead!
Hahahaha
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