How to Become a Goverment Hitman
Does anybody know how to achieve this? It's a career path I've been thinking about for a while, only it's difficult getting my foot in the door.
Does anyone know anyone who could give me a job like this? Alternatively if the goverment (doesn't matter which one) needs a new contract killer, but doesn't want to pay premium rates for an experienced hitman, please hire me! I'd happily accept a junior hitman position, and training me up would be much cheaper than getting a guru in, like Leon.
Please contact me if you have any jobs for me. Lord knows I could do with the pay, the travel, and above all, the excitement.
I'm sure you know how to get hold of me.
Does anyone know anyone who could give me a job like this? Alternatively if the goverment (doesn't matter which one) needs a new contract killer, but doesn't want to pay premium rates for an experienced hitman, please hire me! I'd happily accept a junior hitman position, and training me up would be much cheaper than getting a guru in, like Leon.
Please contact me if you have any jobs for me. Lord knows I could do with the pay, the travel, and above all, the excitement.
I'm sure you know how to get hold of me.
Ryaninja flipped out at 11:33 am
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 5 thrown so far!
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*throws another stabby shuriken*
DAMNIT!
WHY CAN'T I HIT YOU?
and, concerning that Hitman affair, I don't know if you are fit for the job you know, you might end up feeling bad and regret stuff and things.
J00 might not be able to handle the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Muhauhauhauhaaaa! You'll never hit me! I'm far too cunning and elusive.
Curses. I really thought I could handle the truth. Dognammit, I really did!!!!
Old high school friend of mine enlisted in the US Marine Corp. Turned out he was a very good shot. Was a riflery instructor and was approached by the government, as they were interested in offering him a sniper position. Have not heard from him since he told me this, so who knows.
I know someone who has MOD rifle bullets in a locked cabinet in his house. I also know he used to enter rifle competitions. He never did tell me where he got those bullets from either. And the pack had been half used.....
Still, without becoming cannon fodder, I think becoming a governemt hitman would be quite difficult...
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