My Dad Knows Me Too Well
I got an email this morning. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it with you peasants:
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed.
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're pissed.
Ryaninja flipped out at 1:01 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 1 thrown so far!
1 Comments:
your merry go rounds are better than ours. Swing sets and merry go rounds are getting legislated off of play grounds in the US due to liabiltity issues. Legislators suck.
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