Global Warming Proven
Apparently, according to recent studies all over the world, Global Warming is on the increase. A large amount of research has has been undetaken in order to decide whether or not the earth is getting hotter at a rapid rate.
Advocates for this theory have been pointing at the 'hockey stick' diagram, a graph that depicts the last 1000 years of global temperature. Funnily it looks much like a hockey stick, with no temperature changes over nearly 1000 years, and then a rapid increase over the last 50-100.
The critics however, call the advocates names, and accuse them of cherry picking results. These are probably the same people who sit in Bush's administration, arrogantly ignoring the fact that the Kyoto Protocol even exists, and convincing members of the public that the fossil fuels they've 'earned' from I-raq will last another 3 million years.
The Hockey Stick Chart, where you can clearly see a minor amount of change in global temperature, followed by a dramatic increase in temperature over the last 5-10 decades.
Now, finally, there seems to be conslusive proof of this so called 'Global Warming'. A study conducted by The National Academies' National Research Council, a leading American Scientific body. It showed that Human activity is the main cause of this, and that "the last few decades of the 20th century were warmer than any comparable period in the last 400 years … and potentially the last several millennia.", according to the authors of the report.
One of the most serious problems caused by Global warming.
So... now that we have proof that Global Warming is indeed a very real and very concerning issue, my question to the people of today's world would be:
"Why the hell haven't I seen more women in bikinis?".
Advocates for this theory have been pointing at the 'hockey stick' diagram, a graph that depicts the last 1000 years of global temperature. Funnily it looks much like a hockey stick, with no temperature changes over nearly 1000 years, and then a rapid increase over the last 50-100.
The critics however, call the advocates names, and accuse them of cherry picking results. These are probably the same people who sit in Bush's administration, arrogantly ignoring the fact that the Kyoto Protocol even exists, and convincing members of the public that the fossil fuels they've 'earned' from I-raq will last another 3 million years.
The Hockey Stick Chart, where you can clearly see a minor amount of change in global temperature, followed by a dramatic increase in temperature over the last 5-10 decades.
Now, finally, there seems to be conslusive proof of this so called 'Global Warming'. A study conducted by The National Academies' National Research Council, a leading American Scientific body. It showed that Human activity is the main cause of this, and that "the last few decades of the 20th century were warmer than any comparable period in the last 400 years … and potentially the last several millennia.", according to the authors of the report.
One of the most serious problems caused by Global warming.
So... now that we have proof that Global Warming is indeed a very real and very concerning issue, my question to the people of today's world would be:
"Why the hell haven't I seen more women in bikinis?".
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Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 3 thrown so far!
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AArrrrrggghhhhh!
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I knew that pirate graph looked strangely familiar. Praise to the pasta.
I completely and wholeheartedly agree with this post.
We need to increase the pirate population. These pirates should all be beautiful women, and the pirate outfits should be updated to a bikini style.
YARRRR.
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