DVLA Important News Flash!
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average intelligence and driving ability to display a warning flag.
The flag (consisting of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.
For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required to be shown. There is no upper limit to the number.
The flag (consisting of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.
For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required to be shown. There is no upper limit to the number.
Ryaninja flipped out at 3:56 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 2 thrown so far!
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Your post reminds me of a bit I heard by the stand up comedian Gallagher. In it, he said that all drivers should get a dart gun and with darts that have flags that say "asshole" on them. Whenver someone cuts you off, runs a red light, etc., you shoot their car with an asshole flag. The cops just sit at corners and wait for cars with more than three asshole flag darts and then just give the driver a ticket for being an asshole. Seems logical too me.
The beauty of a motorbike is that I could pull up beside them, make a motion for them to wind down their window, then I could just shoot them in the face with the dart. Hopefully in the eye.
It's not that I'm a snob, just that I hate scum... :)
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