It's Not All Sunshine And Sandwiches...
Tonight I had a lot to blog about. Various things at work today seemed very intreiging to think about, and rather than waste the company's time by thinking, I wrote them down on a piece of paper and went back to being the obedient drone.
Unfortunately I left the piece of paper on my desk in work, and now I can't remember any of the thoughts. If it's there tomorrow (those hungry office ferrets might have eaten them by then), I'll probably post those thoughts tomorrow evening.
Unfortunately, all I have for you now is a mildly interesting fact about milk:
Funnily enough, I actually know the reason why, but I'm not going to tell you! Ha!
Unfortunately I left the piece of paper on my desk in work, and now I can't remember any of the thoughts. If it's there tomorrow (those hungry office ferrets might have eaten them by then), I'll probably post those thoughts tomorrow evening.
Unfortunately, all I have for you now is a mildly interesting fact about milk:
As you decrease the fat in milk, the nutrients (protein, calcium, etc) go up.
Funnily enough, I actually know the reason why, but I'm not going to tell you! Ha!
Ryaninja flipped out at 5:52 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 7 thrown so far!
7 Comments:
Simple,.thin cows are smarter than fat cows, that is why they do not pig out and get fat, so their milk is of better quality.
It's because cow fat is stupider than cow thin.
Wronnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg!
Intelligent cows would be more likely to pig out than stupid cows. Stupid=happy. Ignorance truly is bliss. The intelligent cows have to suffer the slings and arrows of a modern heirarchical society, which is all the more sharpened by an overbearing and scare-mongering media. This amount of high pressure would only serve to demoralise these more intelligent cows, who are clearly paid the same as the stupid cows.
Also, I fail to see a connection between intelligence and fat. If anything, the less intelligent you are, the more fat you are.
Take Lisa Reily for example. Stupid human cow. I wish Japanese Whalers would get her.
Also, my word is "isgoo". The possibilities are endless....
Ryan, can you use isgoo in a sentence for us? I tried to eat a sunshine sandwich once. ONCE! Burned the holy shite out of the roof of my mouth. Talked like Scooby Doo for a week after that one. ZOINKS!
Jeff, I would post a comment with the word isgoo in it, but it would appear that I just did.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about that. I realise that was a cheap trick, and I'm sorry. It's just that I've been sat at my PC for a while, and I find that whilst my brain should be semi-solid matter, right now, it just isgoo.
On a completely unrelated note, a new cosmetic product manufactured by workers in the red light district in Amsterdam has debuted in the UK. IsGoo is Not Tested on Animals, and is very good for facials, as well as general all over smearing for a general feeling of well-being. This product is 100 percent natural, and is said to be edible!
ISGOO the miracle substance from Amsterdam makes inroads into the jewelery industry. As of now the only successful jewelery made from
ISGOO are pearl necklaces.
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