Mensa Classics
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners
from 2005:
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.) - The substance surrounding stupid people and stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
Cashtration (n.) - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis - Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis - A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
Glibido - All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.) - The frantic dance performed just after you've
acidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.) - Satan, in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.) - The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners
from 2005:
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.) - The substance surrounding stupid people and stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
Cashtration (n.) - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis - Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis - A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
Glibido - All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.) - The frantic dance performed just after you've
acidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.) - Satan, in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.) - The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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5 Comments:
How's that Jeff?
I'm not Jeff, but I'm going to answer you anyway.
I like this joke. I like the previous jokes. Please keep them coming.
Thanks in advance,
The people of Yemen.
brilliant, as usual, I am just jealous, hence the bitchy tone of my previous post. Also, I am an ingoranus,but did not realize until reading your post. Foss said Yemen.
Yemon - What happens when people of Yemen mate with Jamaicans.
Jamaican?
Beercan. Ransom?
Yemon.
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