Flaming Furry Fireball of Irony.
Talk about Poetic Justice....
I stole most of this from the BBC.
Blazing mouse sets fire to house
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it.
"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," he was quoted as saying by AP.
Though no-one was injured, the house and everything in it was completely destroyed.
"I've seen numerous house fires, but nothing as unique as this one," Fire Department Captain Jim Lyssy said.
New Mexico has seen several major blazes after unseasonably dry and windy conditions which have destroyed 10 homes and devastated more than 53,000 acres (21,200 hectares) of land. Fires caused by Flaming Mice are much less common.
I stole most of this from the BBC.
Blazing mouse sets fire to house
A US man who threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves could only watch in horror as it ran into his house and set the building ablaze.Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found the mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it.
"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," he was quoted as saying by AP.
Though no-one was injured, the house and everything in it was completely destroyed.
"I've seen numerous house fires, but nothing as unique as this one," Fire Department Captain Jim Lyssy said.
New Mexico has seen several major blazes after unseasonably dry and windy conditions which have destroyed 10 homes and devastated more than 53,000 acres (21,200 hectares) of land. Fires caused by Flaming Mice are much less common.
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Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 10 thrown so far!
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it's a DANGER MOUSE!
Luciano Mares is actually me. I like to roam around the US and role play. I Idaho, I am Rufus Corntussle, an iteneratn potato picker that burns down houses with flaming bunnies. In New York, I am Luigi Guisseppe, an brick layer that lobs flaming rats into dumpsters. In Texas, I am Jeff Sharrock, a computer painter that shoves smoldering armadillos into open SUV windows. Great Fun, you should try it. Foss could be Oliver Smythe Twigg and could ignite beer trucks with hampsters. Ryan will be Ian McToggle and will self imolate on command.
Ahh yes, that sounds like immense fun.
I especially enjoyed Jeff's rich menagerie of words, my favourite is definately "iteneratn". Yes. :)
sorry but I tossed some bedbugs into my computer side candle and they ignited and launched themselves into my spell chekcer. I would tell you to fcku fof but I can't spell it.
Victory is Mine! :p
Victory is yours now? Ok, I'll post her to you.
Funny isn't it that after seeing about a billon news items on this across the news websites, not one person has raised the serious breach and ilegal harming of animals. They are more concerned about this redneck fuck-hole's shitty trailer park home.
Something should be done, this man is cruel throwing a live mouse on a fire and it is justice that said mouse managed to burn his house down - he fucking deserves it. Now he deserves the full weight of the law coming down on him for abuses of animal rights laws and cruelty. I think 10 years in a state "penetentiary" would suffice. It will make him think about what he has done when these drug-crazed loons in prison are fucking his asshole in the showers.
Animals are people too godammit, even the little annoying ones.
As you can probably tell from my brief comment at the beginning of the post, I agree entirely. It wouldn't be poetic justice if he didn't deserve it!
I love animals too because most of them taste sooooo good! As for animal rights, they have the right to be left alone until it is time to kill them and eat them.
Spoken like a true Texan! :D :D
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