Bada-Boom! (Cue Tumbleweed)
A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day, and at the end of the night, the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of beers.
One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know.... do it".
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over Breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
"No you're right. " Says another one "What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order.
"Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a toast to his accomplishment.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I'll also have the full English breakfast, but I'll have FOUR pieces of toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom "I shall also have the full English breakfast please, with..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief at the thought of how raw his old chap must be.
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress. "Why, that's an awful lot"
"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is." She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls after her again. "And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"
One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know.... do it".
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning over Breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us."
"No you're right. " Says another one "What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers another groom. They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely stagger across the room to their tables. The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order.
"Hello, I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast please". The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in a toast to his accomplishment.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I'll also have the full English breakfast, but I'll have FOUR pieces of toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom "I shall also have the full English breakfast please, with..." he takes a deep breath "SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in disbelief at the thought of how raw his old chap must be.
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress. "Why, that's an awful lot"
"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is." She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom calls after her again. "And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"
Ryaninja flipped out at 10:33 am
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 1 thrown so far!
1 Comments:
Seems to me that extra BUTT her would be appropriate in this situation.
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