Friday, January 20, 2006

5 Simple Rules For A Happy Life

Hey Everyone. Sorry I haven't written anything substantial for a little while. I have a lot to post about, but the posts are takeing ages to write, and I have little time and willpower at present. I will finish them soon though, and then you can read all about my Christmas, New Year, and everything in between and since then!

In the meantime, please enjoy the 5 simple rules you need to follow for a happy and stress free life:

(1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time
to time, cleans up and has a job.

(2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

(3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to
you.

(4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be
with you.

(5) It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other

1 Comments:

Blogger Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

Sir:

Let this post serve as notice that your jokes are officially worse than mine.

Love,

Jeff

January 21, 2006 1:30 am  

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