Motherfucker, Bitch Stole My Stereo.
Actually, there was no stereo. It's my mobile phone.
In fact, there was no bitch either, it was me. I lost it, yesterday, maybe on the train, maybe in the taxi.
Unfortunately, "Motherfucker, I lost my mobile phone" just doesn't sound half as interesting as the title.
Arg.
In fact, there was no bitch either, it was me. I lost it, yesterday, maybe on the train, maybe in the taxi.
Unfortunately, "Motherfucker, I lost my mobile phone" just doesn't sound half as interesting as the title.
Arg.
2 Comments:
just ring up your cell phone and ask whoever found it to meet you at the pub for a beer or 17 in exchange for your phone.
I tried that. Unfortunately, it rang off the hook whenever I tried, then the following day it was off. I sent it a text, offering a reward, but as it didn't appear I was getting it back, I had to block the sim, and make a claim on my insurance. I've still lost my 1gb memory card and all that was on it though, even if I am getting the phone replaced.
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