Monday, September 26, 2005

10Mb Internet! ¡Ahora mi burro corre mucho más rápido!

As you lowly Intarweb Peasants are probably aware, my internet connection currently stands at 4mb. You may not realise that in the land of beef and tea that 4mb affords Kingly, even Godly status. That is why you may bow.

Well Alas! Outrage has bestricken me! The company Blueyonder, are going to make everyone as Kingly as I, as Blueyonder introduces 10mb!

Abonimation! I’ll be forced to eat in the same restaurants before you know it! Alas! Soon I’ll have to even share drinking fountains will the plebs and peasants!

In the immortal words of coke fuelled scary junky Whitney Houston, “It’s not right.But it’s Ok.”

I spose even commoners have rights....

1 Comments:

Blogger Jeffer McJeff of the clan McJeff said...

WOW! I have to move to the UK. I got a free cable modem and three months of reduced billing when I got my Comcast DSL service. You got four Mercedes Benzs? Sweet. Did you get to pick the models and colors or is it just pot luck?

September 26, 2005 7:29 pm  

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