A Cop-Out Post

Hi everyone. My life is really quite unpleasant at the moment. Consider all my rants over the past 6 months, add them all together, and include the fact that NOTHING has really changed since then, and you'll have a fair idea of what's wrong.

My life desperately needs changing. However, I don't really want to write yet another rant for fear of scaring my few readers off, so instead, here's a joke I got by email... despite being pissed off by practically every aspect of my life, it still made me laugh, so I figured those not living in their own personal purgatory would probably enjoy this even more!

A waiter took a bottle of champagne to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the champagne coolly for a second; without looking over at the man decided to send a reply note. The waiter, who was waiting for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."