Lack of Postage...
Good morning, fine fellows (and wenches).
Sorry for the lack of posts. This is a very quick post to explain why.
I've been in London, I've been in Newquay, I've been on leave, I've been moving house, and I've been checking out my new naked (female) next door neighbour too, so it's been a little busy.
On top of this, I currently have no internet connection at home, and I'm not really allowed to do this at work, although it's currently lunchtime, so screw you, corporate whores who want to get me in trouble! Ha!
Unfortunately, the internet isn't scheduled to be installed in the new house for 8 days. I'm already suffering from the porn withdrawal (you're never alone with porn), and the callouses on my hands are getting a little soft.
I've been practising my breakdancing again, I will be good, oh yes! My motorbike is still royally fucked too, and will cost £250 to repair, a figure I'm not too happy to pay considering the bike is only 9 months old.
Anyway, despite the fact it's lunchtime, I really must go, as I have things to do.
I'll post a full update as soon as I get an internet connection at home.
Patience, bitches. :D
Sorry for the lack of posts. This is a very quick post to explain why.
I've been in London, I've been in Newquay, I've been on leave, I've been moving house, and I've been checking out my new naked (female) next door neighbour too, so it's been a little busy.
On top of this, I currently have no internet connection at home, and I'm not really allowed to do this at work, although it's currently lunchtime, so screw you, corporate whores who want to get me in trouble! Ha!
Unfortunately, the internet isn't scheduled to be installed in the new house for 8 days. I'm already suffering from the porn withdrawal (you're never alone with porn), and the callouses on my hands are getting a little soft.
I've been practising my breakdancing again, I will be good, oh yes! My motorbike is still royally fucked too, and will cost £250 to repair, a figure I'm not too happy to pay considering the bike is only 9 months old.
Anyway, despite the fact it's lunchtime, I really must go, as I have things to do.
I'll post a full update as soon as I get an internet connection at home.
Patience, bitches. :D
6 Comments:
And there I was thinking you were just lazy!
use the spare time to snap pics of the nude neighbor?
Pics have been taken, let me assure you!
I will post them when the intarweb is squeezed into a little box on the side of my house. That won't be happening until the 3rd August at the moment, a week from today.
Behold the joys of a phone with a 2 megapixel camera! Woot!
hey dude will have to pop over and see your new spot.
sounds like everythings ok except for the bike, ha ha bout time you had bad bikers luck.
speak soon
Um,you didn't move to Coogee did you? I just moved too, and I've only had a curtain for 2 days, & I hope those nekkid pics aren't of me...
Oi! You've got internet now, I know this 'cause I spoke to you on it last night. Why haven't you posted something new? And where are those pics?
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