I'm a Filth Monger!
I checked my blog today for messages, and maybe even the inkling of intention to write something. I found this:
This is Adam's wife speaking, I came onto Adam's PC to look at some houses online and found this disgusting filth, frankly I am appalled and will be banning my husband from going on the internet unsupervised ever again.
I fact I might even ban the internet altogether. Shame on you Ryaninja or whatever your name is.
Adam's Wife, Tam.
Finally!
I consider myself a fairly controversial person. This is because I tend not to censor my words. I pull no punches so to speak. It's mostly that I don't really think before I speak; what I think comes straight out the gob.
Only recently I've been thinking that maybe I haven't been controversial enough. To be honest, I'm afraid that I'll voice all my opinions, someone from work would read it, and I'd somehow get myself into a whole world of pain, due to me being possibly slightly over-opinionated and un-politically correct.
However, even though it was completely unintentional, I've still managed to offend someone! Result! It means that people do actually read this mind constipation, and have an opinion about it! Hooray! People are thinking again!
And it's all thanks to the 'filth'.
So hooray to filth! I have a busy weekend ahead of me, including sleeping in my new crazy hammock tent! in the woods by the moors. Oh it's gonna be fun. Anyway, back to my point, if I get time this weekend, I'll post some more filth. I think the next post will be about...... ummmmm..... Prostitutes. Yes, that's a good topic.
Another thing of mention is that I got pulled over by a police car today. It was expected really, as I did try and pass him at 40mph in a 30. Luckily for me he just given out his last speeding ticket, and so he couldn't book me. Lucky lucky! I'll write about it in more detail on my other blog about the fun dangers of motorcycling.
Oh and my flatmate, who works with me and is moving out tomorrow brought my boss round to my current, incredibly open-plan flat, shortly after I had a blow on the horn of Gondor. D'oh! Ah well, what can ya do?
This is Adam's wife speaking, I came onto Adam's PC to look at some houses online and found this disgusting filth, frankly I am appalled and will be banning my husband from going on the internet unsupervised ever again.
I fact I might even ban the internet altogether. Shame on you Ryaninja or whatever your name is.
Adam's Wife, Tam.
Finally!
I consider myself a fairly controversial person. This is because I tend not to censor my words. I pull no punches so to speak. It's mostly that I don't really think before I speak; what I think comes straight out the gob.
Only recently I've been thinking that maybe I haven't been controversial enough. To be honest, I'm afraid that I'll voice all my opinions, someone from work would read it, and I'd somehow get myself into a whole world of pain, due to me being possibly slightly over-opinionated and un-politically correct.
However, even though it was completely unintentional, I've still managed to offend someone! Result! It means that people do actually read this mind constipation, and have an opinion about it! Hooray! People are thinking again!
And it's all thanks to the 'filth'.
So hooray to filth! I have a busy weekend ahead of me, including sleeping in my new crazy hammock tent! in the woods by the moors. Oh it's gonna be fun. Anyway, back to my point, if I get time this weekend, I'll post some more filth. I think the next post will be about...... ummmmm..... Prostitutes. Yes, that's a good topic.
Another thing of mention is that I got pulled over by a police car today. It was expected really, as I did try and pass him at 40mph in a 30. Luckily for me he just given out his last speeding ticket, and so he couldn't book me. Lucky lucky! I'll write about it in more detail on my other blog about the fun dangers of motorcycling.
Oh and my flatmate, who works with me and is moving out tomorrow brought my boss round to my current, incredibly open-plan flat, shortly after I had a blow on the horn of Gondor. D'oh! Ah well, what can ya do?
Ryaninja flipped out at 7:11 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 5 thrown so far!
5 Comments:
Did you leave your filth in the horn of Gondor, Gimli?
Man, Adam's wife Tam sounds LAME - O...
Let's all put our hands together & clap and rejoice that Adam is stuck with her, the boring Tam, til death do them part, or til he realises what a boring wench he's living with, and that life is worth living, and that can occur, even if not everything is not all Laura Ashley. It's women like that who give gals like me a bad reputation. I'm sure it's the reason that there are so many gay men out there. They just don't want to have the fun verbally beaten out of them by women...sigh..rant..sigh...
It's people like her who need to be put down. Maybe she has a secret past with Penguins. Maybe it just ruffled her feathers a wee bit to much.
Hmmm...penguin felching perhaps?
Hmmmm... Well Adz is gonna be stuck with her for a while, cos they've just had a baby!
Also, although I don't know his wife, I personally thought she was joking somewhat. What I wrote doesn't even constitute as filth.
I mean I never once mentioned Lotus Flowers or badly-packed kebabs, but instead went for the far softer word of 'muff'.
Adz, if you're still allowed on here, comments please? Is your wife as strict as this really? Are you gonna have to go to internet cafes to view this?
And no, I didn't leave my filth in the horn of Gondor, although I could have left a penguin in there, ready for felching, or maybe a bit of frottaging.
Ahhh Frottage. I love that word.
Hey you bastards, my wife is lovely. She is only joking. Also worthy of note (as Ryan knows) she is pretty darn sexy too.
It was the "I went and had a wank" bit that she was referring to.
I can confirm that yes, the photograph Adz showed me of Tam did reveal that yes, she is hot. However, this might not even be her. It could be some random photo of a hot bird pulling a weird face.
If it wasn't for the fact Adz has recently become a dad, I'd suspect whether or not he truly even has a wife.
He could of stolen the baby though, I wouldn't put it past him, just so he could pretend he was married. For some reason. I can only assume it's to hide the fact he is really gay, just like Michael Barrymore.
Hehehe.
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