I Saw Muff Today.
Currently listening to: The Gorillaz: Demon Days.
Today's been a good day. I got a decent amount of sleep last night and woke up feeling good. The weather started off drizzly wet and generally horrible, but cleared up to be a really nice day. I went out at lunchtime, enjoyed the sunshine, and didn't want to return to work afterwards. However, work wasn't too stressful and the day passed pretty quickly. I bumped into pie in the tea room, and spent a while talking to her about alcohol holidays and chicken.
Then I went to the gym. I love the gym. I normally do a weights workout that I vary between sessions of 5x5 sets of heavy weights, 3x10 of normal weights, and 3x20 of light weights. After weights I'll then do a load of cardio work, then a 30 minute stretch down routine that is probably more akin to a light yoga session. Today I did a normal weights workout (3 sets of 10 at 49kgs for most upper and lower body machines) . I hadn't been for nearly a week (apart from yesterday), so I seem to be struggling with my normal weights workout. I'll get back into it. However, I quite enjoy the feeling of barely being able to life your arms above your head, for some reason, so even a difficult workout is enjoyable.
I rarely ache the following day though, which I put down to a good stretch at the end of the workout, and the fact I normally go and sit in the jacuzzi and steam room afterwards.
What's more enjoyable about the gym is the pie. There's always at least one nice piece working out for the good of her marvellous body. Today in the gym was suprisingly sparse, but there was the odd one or two, even if they were there with their boyfriends. So afterwards I went to the pool area to relax for a little, and I discovered the pool was simply crawling with luxury pie. As I sat in the Jacuzzi, and was joined by 3 lovely ladiees of varying quality, but nevertheless all definitely qualified for the title of luxury pie. One in particular was wearing a seethrough yellow bikini. I don't think it was supposed to be seethrough, but it was, and it was delicious. As she got into the jacuzzi I got a fine shot of her muff. It was most pleasing. I had to stay an extra 5 minutes in the jacuzzi than I wanted though. Even though I was hot and really thirsty, I just couldn't get out with my shorts in their current situation.
The whole scenario wasn't helped by her two gorgeous friends, one who's breasts were bouncing in a most pleasant way due to the jacuzzi bubbles, and the other who kept getting out of the jacuzzi and adjusting her key pin clippy thing on her pink bikini bottoms. And she had truly fantastic breasts as well. I could barely keep my eyes off them, and normally I'm a bit shy about staring at random mostly naked gorgeous women.
Brilliant.
So then I went and had a wank. Kidding! I went to the steam room and almost fell asleep, then looking like a lobster I cooled down in the pool by swimming a few lengths, and then I left.
So now I'm about to go out to Jelly Jazz with my flatmate Mike, as he's moving out on Saturday, and I'm hoping I'll be able to see more muff! It's been ages since I've seen muff, but stranger things have happened than me seeing 2 different muffs in the same day. Hell, I'd settle for the muff I saw earlier, and even then I wouldn't be settling!
I've been single for too long. Does it show?
Today's been a good day. I got a decent amount of sleep last night and woke up feeling good. The weather started off drizzly wet and generally horrible, but cleared up to be a really nice day. I went out at lunchtime, enjoyed the sunshine, and didn't want to return to work afterwards. However, work wasn't too stressful and the day passed pretty quickly. I bumped into pie in the tea room, and spent a while talking to her about alcohol holidays and chicken.
Then I went to the gym. I love the gym. I normally do a weights workout that I vary between sessions of 5x5 sets of heavy weights, 3x10 of normal weights, and 3x20 of light weights. After weights I'll then do a load of cardio work, then a 30 minute stretch down routine that is probably more akin to a light yoga session. Today I did a normal weights workout (3 sets of 10 at 49kgs for most upper and lower body machines) . I hadn't been for nearly a week (apart from yesterday), so I seem to be struggling with my normal weights workout. I'll get back into it. However, I quite enjoy the feeling of barely being able to life your arms above your head, for some reason, so even a difficult workout is enjoyable.
I rarely ache the following day though, which I put down to a good stretch at the end of the workout, and the fact I normally go and sit in the jacuzzi and steam room afterwards.
What's more enjoyable about the gym is the pie. There's always at least one nice piece working out for the good of her marvellous body. Today in the gym was suprisingly sparse, but there was the odd one or two, even if they were there with their boyfriends. So afterwards I went to the pool area to relax for a little, and I discovered the pool was simply crawling with luxury pie. As I sat in the Jacuzzi, and was joined by 3 lovely ladiees of varying quality, but nevertheless all definitely qualified for the title of luxury pie. One in particular was wearing a seethrough yellow bikini. I don't think it was supposed to be seethrough, but it was, and it was delicious. As she got into the jacuzzi I got a fine shot of her muff. It was most pleasing. I had to stay an extra 5 minutes in the jacuzzi than I wanted though. Even though I was hot and really thirsty, I just couldn't get out with my shorts in their current situation.
The whole scenario wasn't helped by her two gorgeous friends, one who's breasts were bouncing in a most pleasant way due to the jacuzzi bubbles, and the other who kept getting out of the jacuzzi and adjusting her key pin clippy thing on her pink bikini bottoms. And she had truly fantastic breasts as well. I could barely keep my eyes off them, and normally I'm a bit shy about staring at random mostly naked gorgeous women.
Brilliant.
So then I went and had a wank. Kidding! I went to the steam room and almost fell asleep, then looking like a lobster I cooled down in the pool by swimming a few lengths, and then I left.
So now I'm about to go out to Jelly Jazz with my flatmate Mike, as he's moving out on Saturday, and I'm hoping I'll be able to see more muff! It's been ages since I've seen muff, but stranger things have happened than me seeing 2 different muffs in the same day. Hell, I'd settle for the muff I saw earlier, and even then I wouldn't be settling!
I've been single for too long. Does it show?
Ryaninja flipped out at 8:49 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 5 thrown so far!
5 Comments:
hahaha...i think you should have a community radio show. provided you don't speak like David Beckham, or most of Essex actually.
You make me laugh. Don't stop writing. Ta for the messages the other day too. They made me laugh too.
MUFF IS GOOD. I LIKE MUFF. In the future, pics of muff or even the whole luxury pie would be appreciated.
This is Adam's wife speaking, I came onto Adam's PC to look at some houses online and found this disgusting filth, frankly I am appalled and will be banning my husband from going on the internet unsupervised ever again.
I fact I might even ban the internet altogether. Shame on you Ryaninja or whatever your name is.
Adam's Wife, Tam.
Damn, I bet Adam is so grounded and probably can't go out and play with his friends for a week at least. Hopefully, this was posted in jest. If not, Tam, take a deep breath and calm down, then have a nice cool glass of "shut the hell up."
Hehehe. I was gonna phone adz up and ask his wife if he's allowed out to play, but I'm scared of the verbal battering I could get once she finds out who's on the end of the phone.
See? This is why I like being single, I don't get in trouble for looking at, or talking about muff viewage. It pleases me. She should be thankful I didn't have my phone with me in the jacuzzi, or I would've taken some pictures.
I'm sure Tam is just protecting her shiny new baby from the cruel pleasures of muff.
Oh, and 'a cool glass of shut the hell up' - quality! :D
Wow Tam, you[re really cooking up a storm on this place! I think I might go and write my post about prozzies, while the big orange ball of controversy is still gathering speed and I'm still lying hungover in bed.
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