Disco Floors and Stupid People everywhere!
Check out this amazing Disco Floor.
I'd really like one of these, but only so I could lure old ladies into my house, and induce seizures by leaving them alone in this room, in the dark. I could then sell their bodies to fetish parties and dog food manufacturers.
DISCO FLOOR, YEAH!
In other, quite frankly, shocking news from China, a Man has revealed he has a pet bird, with huge green feet. Yes, you did read that right.
Bird. With big green feet, as promised.
Obviously nothing else newsworthy is happening in the whole China, which is a little hard to believe.
The following was nicked from Ananaova:
Fulham stars get confused
A player liaison officer at Premiership side Fulham has revealed he has had some strange requests from players.
Mark Maunders says he was asked by French defender Alain Goma why his goldfish was swimming in the wrong direction.
On another occasion Mark was called to help the club's French midfielder Fabrice Fernandes, 25 - who complained that he kept waking in the morning with a wet head.
When he investigated he found the star was sleeping by a window that was left open when it rained.
Mark also had to rescue Latvian star Andrejs Stolcers, 30, from London Underground's Lost Property department.
According to The Sun quoting FourFourTwo magazine he said: "His bag was gone and he'd lost his passport, wallet and keys. I had to collect him, take him home, give him some cash, cancel his cards and change all the locks on all his doors. He was helpless."
Star Wars fans queue outside wrong cinema
Star Wars fans who have spent the last seven weeks queuing for the opening of the new film have been told they are camping outside the wrong cinema.
Fans camping outside the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood have been told Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith will open on 19 May at the ArcLight cinema a mile away.
However, the fans are refusing to move, believing the news to be false reports BBC online.
Revenge of the Sith will be the last of three prequels to the original 1977 science fiction classic.
Donkeys. Stupidity wherever I look...
I'd really like one of these, but only so I could lure old ladies into my house, and induce seizures by leaving them alone in this room, in the dark. I could then sell their bodies to fetish parties and dog food manufacturers.
DISCO FLOOR, YEAH!
In other, quite frankly, shocking news from China, a Man has revealed he has a pet bird, with huge green feet. Yes, you did read that right.
Bird. With big green feet, as promised.
Obviously nothing else newsworthy is happening in the whole China, which is a little hard to believe.
The following was nicked from Ananaova:
Fulham stars get confused
A player liaison officer at Premiership side Fulham has revealed he has had some strange requests from players.
Mark Maunders says he was asked by French defender Alain Goma why his goldfish was swimming in the wrong direction.
On another occasion Mark was called to help the club's French midfielder Fabrice Fernandes, 25 - who complained that he kept waking in the morning with a wet head.
When he investigated he found the star was sleeping by a window that was left open when it rained.
Mark also had to rescue Latvian star Andrejs Stolcers, 30, from London Underground's Lost Property department.
According to The Sun quoting FourFourTwo magazine he said: "His bag was gone and he'd lost his passport, wallet and keys. I had to collect him, take him home, give him some cash, cancel his cards and change all the locks on all his doors. He was helpless."
Star Wars fans queue outside wrong cinema
Star Wars fans who have spent the last seven weeks queuing for the opening of the new film have been told they are camping outside the wrong cinema.
Fans camping outside the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood have been told Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith will open on 19 May at the ArcLight cinema a mile away.
However, the fans are refusing to move, believing the news to be false reports BBC online.
Revenge of the Sith will be the last of three prequels to the original 1977 science fiction classic.
Donkeys. Stupidity wherever I look...
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