Captain Stabby! A Poem to make you cry.
My best friend
Always by my side
We go everywhere
Together, forever.
People think I'm strange
Cos no-one else can see him
But I don't care
Cos he's my friend until the end.
Captain Stabby!
That's his name - remember it!
Evil ninja robot pirate from the future
He likes the colour pink and going to the zoo.
The thing about Captain Stabby
Is taht he really likes to stab
He'll stab you, me and next door's cat
In the head, just like that!
Always by my side
We go everywhere
Together, forever.
People think I'm strange
Cos no-one else can see him
But I don't care
Cos he's my friend until the end.
Captain Stabby!
That's his name - remember it!
Evil ninja robot pirate from the future
He likes the colour pink and going to the zoo.
The thing about Captain Stabby
Is taht he really likes to stab
He'll stab you, me and next door's cat
In the head, just like that!
Ryaninja flipped out at 11:06 am
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 6 thrown so far!
6 Comments:
ffft ffft.
hyenas are mean
badgers are meanest
i have a friend
he is my penis
Dammit Jeff, stop showing me up with your content-superior poems!
Damn your furry hat.
And your throbbing best friend.
Not a great Haiku.
Ferrero Ryan!
With this double post you are
Really spoiling us.
Ah, you bloody shit
You removed your double post
That makes me look dumb.
Ha ha, got you nice
Now you look like utter fool
I bask in glory.
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