Welcome!
Hello. My name is Ryan. Here are some facts about me.
I am ninja.
I like to flip out.
I am a human.
I am currently 26.
I live in Plymouth, right down at the arse end of my country, England.
This is a weblog.
I work as an Oracle Database Administrator.
I use the term 'work' loosly.
I like Pie, although will only settle for Luxury Pie.
I ride a Kawasaki Z750 motorbike.
It's black.
I live in an old school, and I used to live next door to the Mayor.
I'm a celebrity, but only in my mind.
I like anime.
I'm learning to speak Japanese.
I like sunshine.
I don't like old people; they scare me.
I don't like their diluted eyes, they remind me of zombies.
I like monkeys.
I have a warped sense of humour.
Santa Claus isn't real.
I have a pirate beard, and have been called several things, Dartainian, Dogtanian, Frances Drake, Don Juan, Johnny Depp (pleasing) amougst other things.
This is the end of this post.
I am ninja.
I like to flip out.
I am a human.
I am currently 26.
I live in Plymouth, right down at the arse end of my country, England.
This is a weblog.
I work as an Oracle Database Administrator.
I use the term 'work' loosly.
I like Pie, although will only settle for Luxury Pie.
I ride a Kawasaki Z750 motorbike.
It's black.
I live in an old school, and I used to live next door to the Mayor.
I'm a celebrity, but only in my mind.
I like anime.
I'm learning to speak Japanese.
I like sunshine.
I don't like old people; they scare me.
I don't like their diluted eyes, they remind me of zombies.
I like monkeys.
I have a warped sense of humour.
Santa Claus isn't real.
I have a pirate beard, and have been called several things, Dartainian, Dogtanian, Frances Drake, Don Juan, Johnny Depp (pleasing) amougst other things.
This is the end of this post.
Ryaninja flipped out at 3:32 pm
Throw me a Stabby Shuriken - 5 thrown so far!
5 Comments:
have you been called VACUOUS COFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!?
Just wondering, really.
No, because I don't like coffee. Not at all. It is Satan's Anal discharge.
Malodorous? I hope not. I would think my friends would have the decency to tell me if I was. If they were smelly, I'd certainly tell them....
Vacuous and Perverted? Maybe. :)
whereas TEA is the nectar of God's own nipple..
I totally agree. I love a good cup o tea!
HEY! its me again! wel yea.. i didn't see this page before.. it explains a lot.. he he.. and uh.. yea.. i found ur site again.. by the same way.. i told u in the email.. so yea! ill ttul!! ~_~ EMiLY ~_~
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