Buy Me Stuff, Bitches!

I've decided that my readers have been getting it free and easy for far too long. So in the interests of World Peace and me having lots of new stuff, I've decided to post a list of things that I want.

Please buy them for me. It's my Birthday tomorrow.


Schrödinger's Cat: (Front and Back Images)

Ahhh... the mystery...! But don't peek in the box!


Arrgh

Says it all really.


Beware of Perverts

You never can be too careful. :p


Now Taking Applications for a Japanese girlfriend

Mmmm.... Hehehe.


Modo Kun T-shirt

Bow down and tremble before the mighty Modo-Kun!!!!


Cigarette Lighter Bay for PC

This is awesome. I don't really know why I want one, but I do.


Obey Gravity

"Obey Gravity, It's the Law!" Ffnar.


Futurama Desk Sign

Awesomeness. I love Futurama.


Metal Bender

"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"


Ninja Attack!

They could attack at any time, and with this, it's as simple as pulling a triiger.


Stikfas Figures

Stikfas Ninjas! Little ninja guys with moveable bodies! Place them in any position (prefereably menacing) and they'll stay like it, depending on gravity, of course. Even these guys must still OBEY gravity. Oh, and there's another one of these figures that looks like a pirate. I want that one too, so the pirate and the ninja can battle it out!


Das Keyboard

Better than any typing tutor....


Tix LED Clock

It has lights, it tells the time. Other than it's inability for making toast, it's perfect!


Pi T-shirt

Pi, to something like 8000 digits. It's sad, but also ummm... dammit, I was gonna say 'cool'.... shut up. I still want one.


Black Knight Plush Toy

You can pull his arms and legs off, at will. "Come back and fight, you sissy!"


That's it. Remember, I am boh worthy, and deserving, so go buy me stuff right now!

Thanks.